Thursday, May 18, 2006

-beautiful smiles-

It isn't that I am very mean, really. It is just that, when people are mean to you for awhile, well, you sort of fantasize about all the bad stuff that you want to happen to them. Please do not target me for physical assault, because these things have not been done, and will not ever be done. They are just fantasies, and I have named no one. It is no one you will be able to guess anyway.




[*1] Smash their faces into the ice (fresh from your fridge) until the ice cracks down the middle. A few face-smashes would be necessary for the desired result. (Warning: Tends to attract attention)


[*2] "ohmigawd, there's a thick-headed sucker THING over there! What are you looking for, it's yourself!"


[*3] In class, ask how much space a fully-grown nettle takes up, how much it costs, and where you can get one. Look worridly at his/her seat and mutter, "I think there's space for a coupla pots..."


[*4] Pull their pockets inside out when they are not looking, will cause weird reactions all around.


[*5] Sabotage their seats with nettles / sharp yet small objects, eg: staple bullets intertwined and forming an X.


[*6] Ask them out roller blading, cycling, ice-skating or running. When they are not looking, get someone good on wheels / blades to sweep their blades / heels / skates from behind. Causes falling and a riot.


`[B]ernice*_ =)


| so spoken! @ 7:18 PM|

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