For a few seconds, close your eyes and listen. Can you hear alot of noises? Now, really listen, strain your ears to hear the footsteps of everyone in the house, to hear the squeaky recording being played upstairs, to hear the sharp noises of stiletto heels closeby. Get the idea already? Keep it swimming in your mind. Now devour this; we humans can only hear noises at such low frequency and all [I think I got the words wrong, but you get my meaning, don't you?] I mean, along the lines of dolphins and bats, we are pretty pathetic. Our eardrums can only pick up sounds which are... well, the sounds you hear everyday. Can you imagine how many other sounds you would be able to pick up if you had dolphin senses? All those high pitch noises and all, all those out of our range of hearing, maybe even three, four times more than what we hear now. I wonder.
And, guys subconsciously think of sex every 6 seconds (ew). I don't want to come close the being a guy. When I get reincaranated or anything, I want to be a girl. And I should hang around girls more often (more often that usual, which is saying something) too. Yeah. Do guys even think of anything else? I mean, yeah, alot of them have social etiquettes and social knacks the size of a teaspoon and all. I'm not saying they all do, just some. And some really don't know how to talk to other people, they just say all the wrong things and end up insulting everybody, don't you feel so? Okay, I should just stop here, or no guys will ever visit my site again.
I have decided that I am going to do well for my End-of-year results, though I really have no idea how I am going to go about achieving it. If you think about it, yeah, way easy, just study. But if you think deeper a little, come on, who would read through textbooks like kehlyn / me / ckt goes through books? Not very many, I'm sure. And you have to understand concepts, memorise definitions. I mean, in books, they bring you to a whole new world. In textbooks, sure, they have a whole new world in stall for you too. A new world where everything is made out of complicating equations, where the world wouldn't stand without the exact definitions and formulas, where the sky would come crashing down on you whenever you wrote a horrible composition, and where police would swoop down, catch you and lock you up if you made a grammar mistake. What a wonderful to live in, don't you think? Of course, the sky would still crash down on me if I ever wrote myself a horrible composition. Or maybe I would just kill myself. So yeah, not so easy, huh. But maybe if I take the world thing seriously, I might actually do rather well for my EOY grades. Pray for me, yeah?
2 more things about 14-year-old girls I can never achieve: -- fainting guys at a glance and killing them at their fingertips -- super good grades, and they still go out and all
