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Tuesday, September 19, 2006


-No more, no more-


STATEMENT: People should not take more than 2 sips of any alcoholic drink after reaching home from the library, even if it IS 80 degrees out there, and it's cold, and tastes really, really good. (Let alone one full bottle, even if it IS only 5% alcohol)

REASONS:

1) You'll feel good for awhile, then comes the flushing. Looks like some infected sunburn.
2) After 1 hour, you start to get a minor headache
3) After a few minutes more, that minor headache explodes into a full-blown one
4) Your head will be too heavy to lift. So you lie there like an injured cocoon for awhile.
5) You'll spend say, 4 hours afterwards with a splitting headache watching Charmed DVDs because you can't concentrate on work.

.END.



| so spoken! @ 9:30 PM|

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