Monday, November 27, 2006
-Trees!-
Top few reasons why you should hug TREES and not people.- Trees don't care how many months ago it was that you have showered- Trees shelter you from falling missiles, torpedoes and meteors- Trees let you hug them for as long as you like- Trees don't run away and avoid you- Trees won't mind if you hug other trees- Trees don't mind if you hug it foreverTop few reasons why you should hug someone else and not a tree.- Trees don't care about anything whatsoever- Provided there ARE falling missiles, torpedoes and meteors.. The tree (and you) will be the last to know- Trees don't hug you back- Trees don't run, but trees aren't worth the trouble either- No negative to this one, except for termites- Hugging forever means no getting to the interesting stuff================- Trees don't keep you warm - Trees don't sms you to tell you how much they enjoy your company- Trees don't give you that smile- Trees don't give you minor heartattacks or the fuzzies- Trees don't make you act stupid (even if hugging a tree IS stupid)What in the world is wrong with me?!
| so spoken! @ 11:05 PM|
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