Friday, December 29, 2006
-bts-
back to school in... 5 days. ohhmygod.
I have yet to do my maths homework. ohh, that and chinese. but honestly, who does chinese homework anyway?
Signing off.
| so spoken! @ 3:53 PM|
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-photos.-
Say hello to my cousins, who don't have a worry in the world except perhaps the lack of candy in their stomachs.
See the chipmunk under the tree? Yes, it sings.
I <3 my xmas tree.
/sighs.
| so spoken! @ 3:42 PM|
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
-XMAS-
MERRY XMAS (:the stupid pictures can't upload, goodness knows why. so until next time.
| so spoken! @ 12:01 AM|
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
-Steal and die.-
Steal and die. Seriously. I spent aLOT of time on this one [even though I'm too lazy to remove the excess background and smoothen out the tree] and if you dare use it, post it, give it out, or anything at all that doesn't include viewing it on my page, I will make it my moral obligation to personally hunt you down and rearrange your face. And prefably your limbs. Get the drift?
| so spoken! @ 1:47 PM|
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Sunday, December 17, 2006
-Dear Santa-
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Dear Santa.
How have you been the past few years when you didn't grant me a single one of my wishes or suggestions? I'm sure you weren't sick and I'm sure my ideas weren't completely impossible because my 2-year-old neighbour says so and I trust her. Enough chatter, let's get on to the important stuff this end-year. [/insert the little musical notes you see floating in speech bubbles on top of anime heads when they're happy]
I haven't been all that good this year and I'm not gonna deny all the bad things I've done or try to shift the blame. You see, I can explain them all. In fact, they weren't my fault at all. Mostly, it was my sister or my imaginary dog. Sometimes my friend who lives at the back of my head even takes part in the fun of it all.
For instance, the time when I broke the cookie jar really wasn't part of my problem at all, though it may seem so. My imaginary dog was hungry and we ran out of dog food. Basically the only food left in the house that seemed remotely appropriate for a dog was chocolate cookies. And so you understand...
And that time I didn't do my homework was only because the friend living at the back of my head started an interesting, open and engaging converation that included blue and orange spotted ice-cream and pink cheverolets. [gag]
So you see, I think that I'm completely legit to remain on your give-presents-to list this year.
Henceforth I guess I should start on what I want for Christmas. But first, I should let you know that I really don't want too much. I can understand and am aware that some people ask for really unreasonable things for Christmas, and that you have a pretty hard time fulfilling what everyone wants. I have therefore narrowed my far-fetched list of over 500 to a mere piece of paper removed of nonsense and ridicule. And so to start...
One of the things I've always wanted and have always put on my Xmas list is an island. I gather that you have been busy making toys and thus do not have my island ready. However, in the past 13 years, you should have put aside enough time to bring together my island, with pure white sand lining the beaches and blue palm trees, green water and pink skies.
Another thing I have decided to put on my Christmas list is a green puppy. I mean, puppies look good being brown and white and all, but I want something really unusual and nice at the same time. I mean, don't green puppies look good? Well in my imagination they do, and that's pretty much enough for me.
Tell me one thing. Don't you like your reindeeeeer? So do I! I knew we would agree on this. My favourite one in your herd (do reindeer come in herds?) is Rudolf. So I guess this is third on my list. I mean, yeah, Rudolf has a bright nose and all that, but do you really need a shiny nose on foggy nights now that torches, beams and the such have been invented? I promise Rudolf will get along just fine with my imaginary dog.
And the fourth, a nice guy. Some nice guy who looks like a mix between Brad Pitt but also looks a little like *censored* from the debate team, and who actually cares and won't run away; who is nice and caring and tactful and romantic. I don't think you would mind having one person share your sleigh or ride on a reindeer? Well Santa, do you think that's possible?
I did tell you that I have thoroughly scoured my list of ridicule and nonsense.
Well Santa, I guess I'm done with my letter to you. Ohh wait, just one more thing. I read in my encyclopedia that there was a botanical parasite known as the mistletoe, and I was wondering if you could send it over either in the island or the puppy as I would really like to cheat my way into my first kiss.
I'm sure you can find a way to do these things. You're Santa after all. And about the reindeer. I suppose it comes with shampoo and a grooming brush? Do understand that in this world, sadly we don't have reindeer shampoo and grooming brushes at the local pet store.
Sincerely (WHEE)
Me.
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| so spoken! @ 10:48 PM|
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Thursday, December 14, 2006
-all over singapore-
Things you should not do when you take MRT from Jurong East to Woodlands:
- Read
- SMS
Reasons:
You tend to take the wrong line and not know it until you end up in Dhoby Ghaut. And then you jump off at City Hall and nearly miss that stop, too.
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Things you should not do when you're taking a bus to your new home for the first time:
- Read
- SMS
Reasons:
You tend to miss your stop and stay on the bus for about thirty to forty minutes and not realise it. (The sky was dark, can that be an excuse?) You only finally realise and know you missed your stop when you end up back at the interchange.
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The top, most important reason why you should not read / SMS while taking public transport. You tend to leave at 6 and reach home at 8:30, exhausted.
| so spoken! @ 8:02 PM|
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
-Guide to Clone Speak-
Credit to:
Kaylin
Brian
Me
---------------------------Ever since Singapore was founded by Sang Nila whatsisname, a peculiar breed of people have been roaming the island. Known for their ability to pick any orifice with their 3-inch long pinky nail, squat for hours without developing piles as well as communicate in a language never before encountered by any known living person, they soon took over that tiny island and started swaying the natives to their form of communication.
Soon, the government tried to correct their erring ways of communication with posters of "Speek Good Engrish" but failed miserably in their attempts. Indeed, this peculiar breed of people, thenceforth known as Ah Bengs and Ah Lians, had transferred their strange mode of communication to *gasp* the INTERNET.
If you ever encounter one of them in your journeys online, do not panic. Take a deep breath and refer to our freshly written..Guide To Speaking Clone (AKA lianster or clone-speak)
1. Learn to distinguish it from normal writing.
E.g. ii Miisshh euux (is clone) and i miss you (is not).
2. Always repeat the letters i, l, e, h, u, r and x.
E.g. llaTeerrx ii wiilll waAttchh derrx`, ii am so brr0kkenn
3. Add the letters h, i and x in unnecessary places.
E.g. yeshh (yes), noppeexx (nope), miizzhh (miss), miiiex (me).
4. Never use the letter 's' (unless absoutely necessary), always replace it with 'z'.
E.g. d0tzz, boiizz
5. Never use the letter 'o', use zero (0) instead.
E.g. sch00L.. (and not school).
6. The letter 'v' is non-existant in the clone/lianster vocabulary, replace it with the letter 'b' instead. E.g. nebber (never), ebberyydaee` (everyday) 7. Capitalize random letters throughout your sentence. E.g. eUUxx arree aLLwayys iiiN miiex hEarrtt 8. Blatantly ignore grammer for all it's worth. 9. Don't type the letter 'g' if the worth ends with 'ing'. E.g. thhiinkkin (leave out the letter g at the end). 10. Add ` to the end of any random word because it's OHH-SOO-CUTE.
E.g. brr0kkenn miiexx`, d0ttzz`..
11. 'You' is never YOU, it's always eu. 'Me' is never ME, it's always miiexx.
12. If possible, never end anything with the letter 'y' instead use 'ie'.
E.g. sorrriiiee (and not sorry).
13. Use the terms 'la', 'lorrh' excessively, because it's so c00L..
14. Replace the letter 'e' with '3', and 'a' with '4' at random times to show your quirkiness.
E.g. m4yb3... (maybe)
We hope that you have enjoyed out very latest (as well as duly updated) Guide to Speaking Clone.
Now you can understand that they are not about to eat you while performing before-meal-rituals, but actually trying to make human conversation with us! Amazing, no?
We are one step closer to deciphering the age-old, lost, forgotten language that was formed alongside english. May we continue to strive and try our very best to fully understand (as well as write, as and when we think it necessary to communicate with them) the need of this language, as well as the unique spellings, lack of grammar, and amazing duplication of alphabets which makes their wordings hard to understand and unpronouncable.
Thus opening the new chapter in Singapore's book, cheers.
Endiinn N0tex:
rmbr;
wE c0Me in p3Ace...
we are jux +rying to learrnh from the bestiiex...
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| so spoken! @ 10:05 PM|
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Sunday, December 03, 2006
-Cleopatra. Joan Of Arc. Aphrodite.-
She's blood, flesh and bone
No tucks or silicone
She's touch, smell, sight, taste and sound
But somehow I can't believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong
And nothing's gonna happen
[Chorus:]'Cause she's so high
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
She's so high, high above me
First class and fancy free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be, why should I even bother?
[Chorus:]'Cause she's so high
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodit
eShe's so high, high above me
She calls to speak to me
I freeze immediately
'Cause what she says sounds so unreal
'Cause somehow I can't believe
That anything should happenI know where I belong
And nothing's gonna happen
[Chorus:]'Cause she's so high
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
She's so high, high above me
;High above me, Everclear.
Aaaaannddddd... (like I could ever forget)
siiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhh.And now we sing:But somehow I can't believe That anything should happen I know where I belong And nothing's gonna happen *Cause he's so high, high above me*
| so spoken! @ 10:35 PM|
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Friday, December 01, 2006
-A little note-
A little note....Give me a kissGive me the worldGive me your heartI'll be your girl;Give me your smile Give me your timeGive me your loveI'll give you mine.Credit to BrUnEtTechickof ICONATOR.
| so spoken! @ 6:39 PM|
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