The Bernice Infestation!;

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

-things you always knew 2-

Things You (Probably) Always Knew
Yet Never Thought Of / Realised #2
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by me

1. They are probably more afraid of you than you are of them

2. The world doesn't revolve around you (it's okay to skip lesson more than once, the teacher probably didn't notice)

3. Shrimps' hearts are found in their heads. That should make it easier for them to follow their hearts.

4. Hot penguins and dateless squirells make a huge army. Watch out.

5. Ostriches have never ever attempted to stick their heads in the sand

6. Alcohol prevents worms in your stomach but it's faults in the other parts of the body probably outweigh a few worms chewing away at your stomach walls

7. LUMOS. dang. it still doesn't work.

8. Don't pee in tropical rivers. No, seriously. (There's a parasite that attaches itself... well it really depends on your gender, but whatever it is, you won't want it lodging there. No, really.)

9. Yes, everyone just saw that

10. Chemistry is all based on theories. You're studying things that might not even be real.

11. Evening/Night is the MSN peak hour

12. Don't bother preparing an excellent speech, half the time nobody listens

13. People really don't care what you wear.

14. People really don't look at your hair.

15. Alot of pompous people are hypocrites

16. People who are forever-cheerful are mostly just depressed

17. Don't fall in love too easy, they tend to skelter after awhile

18. Sometimes it's better to just forget

19. The movie Primeval rocks.

20. There is a 20foot long crocodile, over a hundred years old, alive and wild in Africa

21. You know how irritating emoticons are when overly used, yet you still do it

22. We aren't all that smart as we think we are

23. No, don't put that in your mouth.

24. LUMOSLUMOSLUMOS. It was worth a try.

25. If you keep thinking about black holes the universe you'll drive yourself crazy

I know this is alot more shoddy than the first. My brain can only go this far I suppose.

--Ohhhyes finally it ends. My brain hurts.

| so spoken! @ 2:18 PM|

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