Wednesday, March 14, 2007
-things you always knew-
Things You (Probably) Always Knew
Yet Never Thought Of / Realised #1
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by me.1. Shouting Lumos at the light switch will never work, no matter how loud you go.2. People of the opposite sex are not mindreaders, and neither are you. so voice how you feel before it's too late. 3. You intend to live forever4. It's easy to make people smile5. After someone makes you smile a few thousand times it's too late to turn back6. If you make someone smile a few thousand times it's too late for them to turn back either7. You probably lost one of the few people who cared because you were insensitive (face it)8. Trees have less issues than people. Hug a tree.9. Squirells find a mate and stick with them forever. Date a squirell. 10. You aren't going to live forever, however much you intend to11. Your mood changes with the people around you12. Your pillow doesn't (and can't) hug you back13. Warmth from your blankets don't reach your heart14. I have an evil plan to take over the world with hot penguins and dead trees.15. Heard of the phrase 'when pigs fly'? Heard of the brand 'air pork'?16. If looks could kill we'd be dead because of the all the better-looking people in our lives (how much would that suck?)17. Science is an attempt to understand the world, and it uses unnecessary big words to explain things we aren't meant to understand in the first place18. You're not single, you're just romantically challenged 19. You're not desperate, you think that dude is hot because you're trying to make the world look like a better place20. Explaining why you love someone is like staring into space: completely pointless and unfruitful21. Stars make you lonely.22. Space makes you feel small. (you ARE small) 23. When there's nothing to lose there's everything to gain24. Everyone needs a hug25. Romeo's a flirt and Juliet's desperate. (If you ever wondered why it's the best romance of all time)--I live off your smile, remember that
| so spoken! @ 3:03 AM|
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