Monday, April 16, 2007
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Say hello to the hot girls on billboards all over the world, and you will never want for anything again. Ohh, who needs real girls when you have plastic, perfect ones all over billboards, magazines and everywhere else? I am so sure.
Are all girls going to have to be like this one day in order to compete against women that aren't even real, that are computer-edited to ultimate perfection in every humane (and possibly non-humane) way possible? Are all girls going to spend tons of money they don't have on plastic surgery, liposuction, gym classes, a sad reach for the sky? Is this the future stereotype of the female generation? Toned and leggy, sultry full lips, boobs practically spilling out onto the pavement?
If so, I feel nothing. I just feel a tad saddened for the community.
| so spoken! @ 8:15 PM|
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
-whee?-
DJing tomorrow, recess and after school in the canteen. Be there(:
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Some bloopers on church bulletins:
>Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
>Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
>For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
>The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
>This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
>Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
>Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
>Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the pastor in his study.
>This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
>The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
>Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
>The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Yes. I am that bored.
| so spoken! @ 7:44 PM|
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Sunday, April 08, 2007
-blankness-
I'm drawing a blank. I can't think of what to blog anymore. Ahh! My creativity is taking a turn for the worse.
Exams in a bit... I think I might be sick.
| so spoken! @ 7:45 PM|
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Friday, April 06, 2007
-princess.-
In loving memory of
(I never was going to be credited for originality)
Princess Furball/Creamer/Nestle
Jan/Feb - 6th April 2007
We love you you little bundle of fur. You look more like a cotton ball or a fur rug than a rabbit, but we love you to bits for it anyway.
Love and kisses from everyone who met you(:
| so spoken! @ 5:41 PM|
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Thursday, April 05, 2007
-jabjabjab.-
New definitions for:
School - Stone. Not that it's anything new.
Doing project - Sitting around and discussing for 10 minutes, then sit down and play with rabbits and cards
Talking to a kaylin - Conversation with a big splash of secret lingo and laughter
Contact lenses - The art of randomly jabbing your own eyeball with a piece of plastic on your finger, then trying to take your eye out after that, while your friend sits there being amused by everything
Tuition - Rush home with really sore eyes at 7:50, 10minutes to tuition, still in uniform
Total exhaustion - Go to bed without lunch and dinner but being pretty happy all the same, despite very very red eyes
/ENDDD.
| so spoken! @ 12:35 PM|
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Monday, April 02, 2007
-Oranges and honey-
I love this comic loads.
Found a recipe for 'glossy' hair on the net and decided to try it out... Sooo... Into the juicer went two oranges, a teaspoon of honey, and a spoonful of water.
It worked wonders. That is, if the orange floss would
get out of my hair.
| so spoken! @ 8:57 PM|
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Sunday, April 01, 2007
-music&lyrics-
Music&Lyrics rocks. I don't care what any of you say, it still rocks.
Went to BugisJ and bugis street today. I didn't realise how much I missed the place since I last been there.. what, last year?
Bought three CDs (Kelly Clarkson, $8. Infinity on high, Fallout Boy, $11.50. Music&Lyrics Soundtrack, $18.90.), three tops (nice hoodie from PinkPanther, a shirt that says Good friends don't let their friends talk to ugly guys, and another that says Not tied down, maybe later)
Quite happy with the stuff I bought(:
| so spoken! @ 9:36 PM|
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