Wednesday, April 11, 2007

-whee?-

DJing tomorrow, recess and after school in the canteen. Be there(:

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Some bloopers on church bulletins:

>Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
>Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
>For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
>The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
>This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
>Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
>Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
>Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the pastor in his study.
>This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
>The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
>Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
>The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.



Yes. I am that bored.


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