Tuesday, October 09, 2007

-WHATIF.-

Scenario: I get retained or streamed to normal.
Result:

I'll end up outside school in a leather jacket and motorcycle boots (I just always liked how that looked on heroines) with shuriken stars lining my belt and a knife down my boot.

I'll run into school and shuriken a certain someone to death. Then I'll chop his/her head off and and throw it into the pond. Power to the little people!

Thereafter, I'll go look for everyone's report cards and (somehow) bring it upstairs, where I'll climb out the second story to the porch roof and shred it all into tiny pieces and WOOSH. Throw them to the wind.

After which I'll stab myself with the knife and my broken bleeding body will fall just below the school name (in red, no less) and land on the do not step on the grass grass.

Ahh yes, the sweet sweet taste of bitter irony :D



| so spoken! @ 10:22 PM|

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