Monday, November 26, 2007
-get a life, losers.-
If I receive one more email telling me exactly how horrible and painful a death I can expect if I don't repost it, I am going to make the sender have that horrible and painful death he wishes upon everyone else.
What is wrong with you people anyway? Do you honestly believe that monsters will crawl out from under your bed and eat you if you don't forward one lousy little email? Are you really shallow enough to think that some horribly disfigured humanoid will come out of your closet and dig your eyes out of their sockets if you don't pass along a threatening message?
(Do you know how many threats I've cleared from my inbox? Do you know how much I'm still alive and kicking right now? Alive enough to kick your butt, that's how much.)
What if I tell you then, that the Master of All Darkness will eat the whole lot of you losers if you pass along any more annoying, useless chain emails?
There's a bunch of people out there who want their emails to be known to the world (for what reason i really do not understand), or who are just lousy enough to have all the time in the world. And how do they do that? They compose a long email about how the reader will be cursed with imminent death if he doesn't pass it along. And the reader just passes it on like the idiot that he is.
I am so pissed off. Stop sending me stupid messages about how chain-mail karma is out to get me because I don't forward the email to 50 people. Stop telling me my relationships will fail for seven years because I don't pass along a pathetic reach for net-fame. Stop threatening my family, my friends, my life, just because you're a sad, daft, pathetic loser with no friends, so much so that you take and revel in all the attention you can get, even if it's in the form of general annoyance.
Stop wasting everyone's time, and do something productive.
Get a life, losers.Labels: reads
| so spoken! @ 7:12 PM|
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